Video 19 Apr 308,620 notes

bai-xue:

Someone buy this man a beer

Photo 5 Dec 172,299 notes creatine-baby:
“ This is very triggering
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creatine-baby:

This is very triggering

Quote 3 Oct 191,461 notes
Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes.
Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you can make it one more.
You’re doing just fine.
— Unknown (via misjudgments)

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Text 25 Aug 193,639 notes

mermaididols:

banbigboss:

childjunior:

gayleafcrime:

what if chuck norris stepped on a lego.. o_O

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i have went at least 3 years without seeing a goddamn chuck norris meme and you put this on my dash today. i am a good person. ive worked hard to be where i am today. i have built myself from nothing and i am not going to let this tear me down again. ok? im done. take your 2007 memes and get out of my house

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Text 23 Aug 527,044 notes

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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Text 17 Jul 284,176 notes Netflix and *Raise Golden Retriever puppies together*
Video 9 Jul 236,982 notes

untexting:

thattallsummonerguy:

interstellar-poptarts:

commongayboy:

The presidential campaign

Hell yeah Mockingbernie.

Instead the girl on fire, the man that berns

👀

Text 5 Jul 206,810 notes

janemba:

*customers walk in*
Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business

Chat 27 Jun 182,084 notes
  • me: *is super motivated to do a thing*
  • literally one second: *passes*
  • me: *is no longer interested in the thing at all*
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Photo 27 Jun 173,093 notes
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