when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
today’s forecast: 30% chance of rain and a 0% chance of me ever finding love
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
- me: Oh god it's time to get up.
- me: ugh clothing
- me: Ugh hair
- me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
- me: oh god I hate this place
- me: no I don't like you leave me alone
- me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
- me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
- me: Nice ass
- me: the fuck you lookin at?
- me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
- me: Please just shut up
- me: YES HOME
- me: YES INTERNET
- me: YES BED