remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer
For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
We should smoke like no pot head has ever smoked before.
We should have…a bong fire.
my goal in life is to do this before i die
I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
We need this if we are to becoming hunters
- while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
- the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.